Your partner's snoring is ruining your sleep. Spend 14 nights finding out exactly what triggers it.
Stop buying them useless gadgets and sleep apps that drain phone batteries. Gift them a simple, frictionless SMS text-message coach that tracks their lifestyle habits and uncovers the hidden causes of their snoring — no apps to download, no devices to wear, no fuss.
You know that they snore. But do you know why? Most sleep apps just record the sound of snoring all night long — hour after painful hour — then hand you a noise graph that tells you absolutely nothing useful. No context. No causes. No path forward.
We don't care how loud they are. We care about what caused it. Was it the late dinner? The two glasses of wine? Sleeping on their back again? The real answers are hiding in plain sight — buried in their daily habits — and no recording app on earth is going to surface them for you.
The 14-Day Snore Audit doesn't record sound. It tracks lifestyle. That's the difference between knowing your partner snores and knowing why.
What other solutions miss
Noise-recording apps
Tell you how loud, never why
Anti-snore gadgets
Treat symptoms, ignore triggers
Sleep clinics
Expensive, slow, and impersonal
The Snore Audit
Tracks habits, finds the actual cause
How It Works
Three simple steps. Zero apps. Just SMS.
The entire process runs through plain text messages. Your partner doesn't need to install anything, charge anything, or wear anything to bed. If they can reply to a text, they can complete the audit.
Step 1 — The Evening Check-In
At 8:30 PM, we send your partner a short SMS. They reply with a simple code covering their diet, alcohol intake, exercise, and intended sleep position. Takes under 60 seconds. No journalling, no apps — just a quick reply before bed.
Step 2 — The Morning Score
At 7:30 AM, another SMS arrives. Your partner logs your snore score from last night — you tell them how it was — along with their own energy levels and sleep quality. Two messages a day. That's it. The data builds quietly in the background.
Step 3 — The Day 15 Trigger Report
On Day 15, our AI cross-references 14 days of habit data and generates your definitive Custom Trigger Report. You'll both know exactly which lifestyle factors are driving the snoring — and which evidence-based remedies are most likely to actually work for your partner.
Stop sleeping in the guest room. Start tracking the data.
For the cost of a takeaway coffee, you get 14 days of structured habit tracking, AI-powered correlation analysis, and a personalised report that gives you both a real, actionable answer. One payment. No subscription. No ongoing fees.
$19
One-Time Payment
No subscription, no hidden fees — ever
14 Days of automated SMS check-ins
AI-powered correlation analysis
Day 15 Custom Trigger Report
100% money-back guarantee if no pattern is found
Why this works when nothing else has
Most snoring "solutions" guess. The 14-Day Snore Audit measures. By logging real habits across two weeks, the AI can identify patterns that no single-night recording or one-size-fits-all gadget ever could. It's the difference between a hunch and hard evidence.
And if our system genuinely can't find a meaningful pattern in your partner's data? You get every dollar back. No awkward conversations, no hoops to jump through. That's how confident we are this works.
Disclaimer: The 14-Day Snore Audit is a lifestyle tracking tool, not a medical device. It is not intended to diagnose or treat Sleep Apnea or any other medical condition. The information gathered is for personal lifestyle awareness purposes only. If your partner regularly wakes up gasping for air, experiences pauses in breathing during sleep, or shows other signs of a serious sleep disorder, please consult a qualified medical professional promptly.